GQ contacted Guido to tell him to come for a photo-shoot with David Bailey. Mrs Fawkes was very amused, “See if he will do the kids as well”. It would have been to highlight a piece on the most powerful unelected men in Britain. Guido can’t even get his three year old to eat her breakfast.

Alex Hilton is rumoured to be flashing his smile for Bailey, Iain is very excited about it and Tim Montgomerie has been invited as well. Like Gus O’Donnell, Guido declined, since he will be too busy exercising his power…