Totty Watch : May Be Cancelled

Brian Micklethwait’s Law of Political Advancement states that any political organisation on the rise holds events that attract a high proportion of good looking women. This bodes ill for the Tories where the conference male / female ratio seems to be about 4 / 1.

Guido has checked into a hotel in Blackpool around the corner from Aphrodites lap-dancing club and opposite a knocking shop. So in an emergency…




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John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’

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