Totty Watch : May Be Cancelled

Brian Micklethwait’s Law of Political Advancement states that any political organisation on the rise holds events that attract a high proportion of good looking women. This bodes ill for the Tories where the conference male / female ratio seems to be about 4 / 1.

Guido has checked into a hotel in Blackpool around the corner from Aphrodites lap-dancing club and opposite a knocking shop. So in an emergency…




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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