Tory Whips Tell Pelling to Resign

Andrew Pelling is a pathetic human being. The 48 year-old MP left his first wife to take up with his (now) 26 year-old research assistant Lucy. Not the first MP to do that, probably not the last either.

She has been seen around the Houses of Parliament in recent months with a black-eye and other bruises. All has become chillingly clear with the news that he has been arrested for assault.

To get the full measure of the man you have to know that his young wife is seven weeks pregnant. Guido understands that the Tory Whips are to make it abundantly clear his career is over.




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Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”

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