Guido knows no person who has read the entire report but more bonkers policies cited by Benedict Brogan include;

Bonkers idea #4 : removing white lines from the nation’s roads. The idea is that we would all drive more cautiously as a result, and so save fuel. It also says street lights should be turned off at night.

Bonkers idea # 5 : Cotton buds should be banned because they aren’t bio-degradable.

Guido doesn’t understand this, cotton is clearly bio-degradable, isn’t it?