Lobby Hacks Worry About Darling’s Pussy

The Prime Minister’s Spokesman sought today to quash rumours circulating around the Lobby that Sarah Brown has issues with Sybil, the cat belonging to the Darlings. Guido will firmly resist any double entendre.



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John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’

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