Sex Deprived Lembit in Daily Sport Shock

In shocking news Guido has discovered (from The Sun) that cheeky boy Lembit will not be getting any nookie this summer.

The sex ban is because “Gabriela has been told that she has to lie down and not move for the next month. Doctors say sex is out of the question. She has even had to cancel her holiday with Lembit.. so she can have an operation to remove kidney stones. Fortunately her sister has moved into Lembit’s spare bedroom. (Fortunate that she can be close to nurse her sister). Could this be linked to why he is rumoured to be starting a politics column for the Daily Sport?




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Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”

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