Totty Watch : LibDems Stripping Here

LibDem councillor Myrna Bushell has her own professional website. From it Guido learns that she is “is a very sexy auburn professional multi-talented adult entertainer…” where she boasts that she has recently appeared in Razzle and Fiesta Magazines, (nothing to do with Lord Razzle presumably).

She can strip off various costumes including traditional “French Maid, Schoolgirl, Sexy Nurse, Headmistress, Devil Lady, Catwoman, Jungle Jane, Sexy Secretary, Miss Whiplash, Cowgirl, Miss Santa, Sexy Horseriding lady, Vampiress, Witch, Army Girl, Bunny Girl, Sexy Gypsy Lady etc.”

Fantastic. Her website informs us that she is a talented pole dancer as well. But her talent does not end there, she also talks dirty for £1.50 a minute to phone callers, “Proportional representation, prepare for government, fancy a coalition big boy?” Those are the sort of words that usually bring a smile to LibDem’s faces, Guido suspects that the language is very, very different in this case.

How have her fellow LibDem councillors reacted to the news? Illiberally – they have resigned in disgust.

Hat-tip : LibDemVoice




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