Al Gore Arrested

No not the globe-trotting scare-monger with the huge hypocritical carbon foot-print. His dope-smoking son was arrested last week for possession after he was pulled over for speeding. If he was speeding in his car you can bet the only hybrid was the weed. Seems like my kinda guy. On the subject of betting, bookmakers Paddy Power has as a result paid out on bets that Al Gore would be arrested – very sporting of them.

Al Gore III also gave Guido an excuse for a great headline.

UPDATE : That pun backfired, he was driving and smoking hybrids apparently.




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