Cameron iSpanks Gordon

Gordon once implausibly claimed, in an effort to look as hip as young Cameron, that he woke up to the sound of the Artic Monkeys on his iPod. It was later conceded that the claim was ridiculous spin which he blamed on his image advisers. How will Gordon cope in iPod-street-credibility terms with the news that the last album Dave bought was by the Seattle-based indie band Modest Mouse?

Which Modest Mouse album Dave bought is not known. Guido suspects it was Baron Von Bullshit.




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