Don’t Forget Prezza

John Prescott has been largely forgotten in the long goodbye to Blair. We must not forget his contribution to the political life of our nation. Guido will shed a tear for the lost opportunities for material that his parting will bring. His replacement by Cruddas or Johnson won’t be half as much fun.

Guido’s meta-Father, Kelvin MacKenzie, has a book out honouring the man and legend that is the deputy PM. Fittingly for our tits-and-arse grabbing DPM, it focuses on his true area of excellence – The John Prescott Kama Sutra.




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“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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