Guido’s meta-Father, Kelvin MacKenzie, has a book out honouring the man and legend that is the deputy PM. Fittingly for our tits-and-arse grabbing DPM, it focuses on his true area of excellence – The John Prescott Kama Sutra.
John Prescott has been largely forgotten in the long goodbye to Blair. We must not forget his contribution to the political life of our nation. Guido will shed a tear for the lost opportunities for material that his parting will bring. His replacement by Cruddas or Johnson won’t be half as much fun.