Totty Watch

Guido’s readers have been complaining about a lack of totty and some have even complained about a bias towards pretty young Tory gels*, problem solved. Bias balanced. Ciao.

*Particularly grateful to the co-conspirator who sent pictures of a Young Conservative (in a bikini) pre and post boob job. Guido thought Tories were opposed to inflation?

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Quote of the Day

Jacob Rees-Mogg on Theresa May

“There comes a point at which the policy and the individual become so intimately connected that it would be very hard to carry on supporting the person who is promoting this policy.”


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