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Guido’s readers have been complaining about a lack of totty and some have even complained about a bias towards pretty young Tory gels*, problem solved. Bias balanced. Ciao.

*Particularly grateful to the co-conspirator who sent pictures of a Young Conservative (in a bikini) pre and post boob job. Guido thought Tories were opposed to inflation?

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David Gauke rejects Corbyn as a ‘national unity PM’

If anyone thinks the answer is Jeremy Corbyn, I think they’re probably asking the wrong question.


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