Totty Watch

Guido’s readers have been complaining about a lack of totty and some have even complained about a bias towards pretty young Tory gels*, problem solved. Bias balanced. Ciao.

*Particularly grateful to the co-conspirator who sent pictures of a Young Conservative (in a bikini) pre and post boob job. Guido thought Tories were opposed to inflation?

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Quote of the Day

Speaking at the Salzburg Summit on the Brexit negotiations, Juncker revealed:

“No decision will be taken here. Whenever the Commission is too flexible things are going wrong.”


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