Pick of the Stories

The Guardian links to Guido’s Bogey Man video. The Sun says Gordon’s popularity has nose-dived.

The Telegraph “missed the nose-picking bits, and wiping one’s fingers on the back of one’s tie afterwards. (Found them on the internet, though. Yuck.)” Tom Utley in the Mail ask us to imagine Cameron picking his nose on the frontbench.

Guido so enjoyed the best Friday Caption Contest (below) in a long time, he is almost moved to breach with tradition and award a T-shirt. Almost…

From a co-conspirator comes this post-budget joke –

Sarah Brown’s mother responded to an hysterical phone call from her daughter by dashing to Downing Street. She arrived to find her beloved daughter weeping copiously and nursing a black eye. “I don’t know what’s come over Gordon” she sobbed, “I was helping him get ready for work and I asked him if he’d got a clean hanky and he said ‘Not you as well you two faced bitch’ and punched me in the face.”



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Quote of the Day

Philip Hammond uses a trip to Berlin to mock the Foreign Secretary:

“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. Wise words with some applicability to the Brexit negotiations although I try to discourage talk of “cake” amongst my colleagues.”

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