With the selction of Zac Goldsmith for Richmond, three out of the four A-listers first identified by Guido as the “beautiful people“ have been selected for seats of varying likelihood of being won. Only Adam Rickitt remains unplaced. Surely he is the man to turn a Northern town blue?

CORRECTION : Bugger – Julia Manning (third from left) has not been selected – Guido got confused with someone else entirely. So headline wrong, picture wrong and premise wrong. A great start to the week…