Gordon’s Grin

All that tosh (Gord that must hurt The Sun) about Gordon being so hard he went without anaesthetic to have his root canal work done wouldn’t be to distract us from noticing that he went to one of London’s most expensive* private cosmetic dentists would it? Just a thought…

*Mervyn Druain is so expensive that (according to Vogue) he allows clients to pay in installments, according to Harpers his Smile Lift and Wrinkle Remover procedure costs a mere £3,000. Gordon had his smile sorted recently.




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