Gordon’s Grin

All that tosh (Gord that must hurt The Sun) about Gordon being so hard he went without anaesthetic to have his root canal work done wouldn’t be to distract us from noticing that he went to one of London’s most expensive* private cosmetic dentists would it? Just a thought…

*Mervyn Druain is so expensive that (according to Vogue) he allows clients to pay in installments, according to Harpers his Smile Lift and Wrinkle Remover procedure costs a mere £3,000. Gordon had his smile sorted recently.


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Expelled Tory MP, Richard Benyon, on the short three-day Programme Motion for the Withdrawal Agreement Bill:

“Whether you had three days, three weeks or three months debating this, you would not hear one original argument that we hadn’t otherwise heard in this process…”

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