Never Was Good at Deadlines

Whoops, have just noticed the Direction under Section 8(3) of the Charities Act 1993 sitting on the desk. Blah blah blah seven days blah blah blah liable to imprisonment blah blah. Have just had a very pleasant pissy lunch with Bryan Appleyard and now have to pick up Baby Ms Fawkes.
It will therefore have to wait until Monday. So Dame Suzi Leather, if you can just hang on and pop round for it then when Guido has found the tippex and got rid of all the fax numbers etc. But please, none of that “Kumbaya socialism” sing song thing you Christian socialists do. Coffee, dossier, on your way…



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