Normal Service Will Resume Shortly

Guido’s kidneys ache and every pore of his body still oozes vodka and Red Bull.

No sign of the mobile phone, glasses, or credit cards. (Co-conspirators should contact Guido on the Irish mobile).

Anyone got any ideas for the Friday picture caption contest?




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