Grumpy Goes to Bollywood

With consumate timing as Indian movie mega-star Shilpa Shetty’s racist treatment causes outrage in Mumbai, Gordon is off to Bollywood tomorrow.

It is little known that Gordon Brown has actually written his own fantasy script and it has been made into a Bollywood movie. Guido has obtained the advance footage for the co-conspirators. “The Hitch” has translated and provided the sub-titles.

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