Grumpy Goes to Bollywood

With consumate timing as Indian movie mega-star Shilpa Shetty’s racist treatment causes outrage in Mumbai, Gordon is off to Bollywood tomorrow.

It is little known that Gordon Brown has actually written his own fantasy script and it has been made into a Bollywood movie. Guido has obtained the advance footage for the co-conspirators. “The Hitch” has translated and provided the sub-titles.

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John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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