New Year Resolutions

To focus more attention on the next generation of politicians; Miliband, Balls, Benn, Osborne, Cameron, Clegg, Laws, Davey and the other ones who’s names Guido can’t remember.

In an effort to halt the development of a second chin Guido has resolved not to drink before midday or after midnight and not at all Monday to Thursday*. Which means from noon till midnight, Friday to Sunday could be messy.

To say nothing more about Ros Taylor. Zippo.

*Apart from medicinal purposes and on the day charges are made for Loans for Lordships.


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