C4 Tonight : Gordon “Cash for Honours”

Guido has just been tipped that C4 News is going to do a “Gordon in Cash for Honours” story tonight.

Co-conspirators and readers of this blog will have heard about Ronnie Cohen months ago.

Tomorrow :

Guido will be exposing evidence of how the Brownite Smith Institute’s “Cash for Access” machine became a “Payments for Policy” racket – with Gordon Brown delivering the policy.

Guido will name the the donor the institute’s director, Wilf Stevenson, told at a Smith Institute meeting “what you are going to say will have a great impact on the government’s thinking” – two months before Gordon announced the policy change wanted.

Spin Cycle : LLM Not Celebrating Christmas

Staff at LLM, the sleaziest lobbyists in London, will not have much to celebrate this Christmas. The close-to-New-Labour firm born at the beginning of Blair’s reign is increasingly finding that nobody wants to be close to New Labour. The firm has told staff there will be no annual bonus this year since the firm has not made any money for the second year running. Oh dearie me…

Guido is Giving Yates a Book for Christmas

Demos think-tank founder Geoff Mulgan was Tony Blair’s chief policy guru from 1997 to 2004. He has a book out Good and Bad Power – The Ideals and Betrayals of Government.
The title is apt – flick to page 84 for an interesting admission from a man who, when he was at the centre of government, is known to have seen the odd honours list in his time “In later years the scarcely concealed sale of peerages to wealthy party donors, and the appointment of the party’s top donor – Lord Sainsbury – to ministerial office, did little to restore the British public’s confidence.” Oh really?

Clearly a copy of this admission should be sent to Scotland Yard sharpish. Any other suggestions for books for Yates of the Yard? Guido sent him the The Little Red Book of New Labour Sleaze months ago. Now what is Yates going to give Guido in return?

PM Not Answering Questions

Have just watched the video of Blair not answering questions at his monthly briefing. He had some 27 questions, 11 of which were on the Middle East and his plans to become Blair of Arabia. Of the 16 other questions he gave direct answers to arguably 5. That is how difficult his position is nowadays – he is simply unwilling to answer two-thirds of the questions put him.

Next month, when Guido’s lobby pass comes through, it could be even worse – assuming he is still around.



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