Special Constable Galloway

We know from Celebrity Big Brother that Gorgeous George likes dressing up. His latest wheeze is to impersonate a police office and arrest Tony Blair*

His crime? Spreading Ugly Rumours about war. Quite witty really.

All is explained on his multimedia website.

*A Tony Blair impersonator.

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