New Christmas Advent Calendar for Guido

When Guido was small his mother would in December hang up an advent calendar, every morning boy Guido would get to open a little pouch for a surprise inside. A choccie, a hard boiled sweet, a liquorice. It all added to the tension of the big day itself – would Santa bring Guido the Chopper bike?
Every morning is just like that now, with Yates of the Yard in the role of Santa. When will Yates get Blair in for questioning?

Guido is getting excited. Nobody really knows for sure, this Friday? Next week? Tomorrow?

The week just before Christmas would be Guido’s preference…. Please, please, please – Guido will be a good boy next year – promise.


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