Alas Guido won’t be able to attend tonight’s Millbank celebration, so you’ll just have to make do with the surprise guest – Dave. It will be wall-to-wall with Tory totty, so if someone has a digital camera… email Guido later.
Theresa May tells Bercow:
“Mr Speaker-elect, can I congratulate you on your re-election. At least someone got a landslide.”