Satanic forces were clearly at work in Westminster North – a lawyer beat the god-botherer for selection in a seat that the Tories should win. Joanne Cash is a media barrister – and by all accounts a tough one – so Guido will be careful with his words. In fact given the number of writ threats coming in nowadays it seems likely that one day she’ll either be defending or attacking Guido.

Nevertheless Guido has lifted this picture from her chambers’ website in an act of defiant recklessness – given she specialises in “image rights”.

Wonder if she has a sense of humour?