On Friday CCHQ is de-camping en masse to Oxford United Football Club stadium for the day. The coach leaves at 8.15, which will be frightfully early for the boys and girls. Dress for the day is “smart(ish) casual”.

According to an email from Francis Maude “This is for everyone who works in CCHQ or in the field. I am also inviting members of the Party Board and Regional Chairmen, who comprise the voluntary party’s Strategy Team that Don Porter set up earlier in the year. David Cameron is attending part of the day. You should all regard this away day as a 3 line whip.”

A two hour coach trip? The boys and girls will need some uplifting songs to sing if they want to have a jolly time. Can you help?

Post your song lyrics (and the tune to which they should be sung) in the comments. Be nice(ish).