Guido is told that CCHQ have had a surge in traffic to WebCameron as the Sion Simon story hots up. His whole “take my children, take my wife” thing has backfired. He also looks a complete tosser in his baseball cap. He looks like a 1989 Madchester raver with his floppy hair anyway…

See Sky News here to see Sion lose it in a toe curling display of how not to do an interview. Below is Sion making a twat of himself.