How Boris Ambushed Himself

He only went up to the press office to file some copy because he was unable to get his own internet connection to work. He was spotted by some bored photographers who staked out the only exit from CCHQ press office. Soon the chanting began. A hundred strong crowd of bored media boys and girls gathered and it became a flash mob happening. Boris had walked into his own ambush.

Ladders were fetched and Boris was filmed tapping away on his keyboard inside the office. He gave up, came out and the melee began. Mars bars were proffered in his direction and apologies were demanded.

N.B. Sorry the above got lost yesterday, but was too smashed yesterday afternoon to work the mobile blogging connection. By the time of Cameron’s speech Guido was so drunk none of it made any sense. Could have sworn the leader of the opposition was praising the leader of the government. Obviously Guido was too far gone.

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Quote of the Day

Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”


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