Guido was travelling across the Irish sea today and has only just had a chance to get online. The DEFRA Wiki seems to be much more fun and honest since the co-conspirators intervened.

Have been crying with laughter at the new improved Wiki. Good work. No doubt one of the co-conspirators will have copied our version before DEFRA deleted it. Sometimes Guido loves you all so much. [Not you Miliband. We’re not done with you yet.]