Guido passes no judgement, many a time his ribs have been bruised by Mrs Fawkes as a result of admiring teenage girls in short skirts.

UPDATE : Blair has previous for this type of thing, a co-conspirator emails this revealing picture. Two summers ago, while on one of his regular freebies to Tuscany as the guest of Prince Girolamo Guicciardino Strozzi, he accepted an invitation to lunch at a nearby villa owned by some rich Tories. After a few glasses of Chianti Classico, he was only too happy to pose for pictures with his fellow guests, heiresses Marina and Rose Hanbury. No wonder he is smiling, you would, wouldn’t you?

Guido is beginning to see a pattern here; he is on holiday, spots a young, skimpily dressed, bronzed nubile girl and it is “do you want to be in my picture?”