Contract Work

Co-conspirator JustMe emails:

I’m sat in my office in PCH and there has just been a knock on the door from a very old lady saying she is here to clean the members phones… she is not meant to clean any other phones, just the members one as that is what the contract is to do!

Seems rather a waste of money especially as we have cleaners in here every day! In fact it seems bloody ridiculous.

Perhaps she was undercover from the News of the Screws?

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