“The Third Wing” Competition Winner

Steven “don’t print my surname” wins Guido’s competition for two Edinburgh Fringe tickets to see “THE THIRD WING” starring Alana Jelinek. His winning press release reads all too real…

PRESS RELEASE – THE HOUSE OF CORPORATIONS

Democracy in 21st Century Britain is moving on. The two-chamber system of politics has stagnated, our elected and appointed representatives have become entrenched in silos, unresponsive to the shifting needs of the electorate, who are moving on in the e-world.

In order to restore competitiveness to the legislative process, and consumer confidence in decision making, today we announce a blue-skies-brown-fields urban redevelopment programme that will bring new opportunities to the hardworking families of Britain.

Today we are proud to solicit responses to an open consultation about the future of democracy from all stakeholders of modern Britain. You, the people of Britain, the future of democracy, are invited to respond by no later than the 17th August 2006 and help us decide the most efficient way of moving our record investment in world class public services beyond excellence.

Today we ask you to help us decide which of three options the new House of Corporations follows on a brighter path to the future. Should we:

a) Have a fully appointed chamber to be decided upon by an independent committee.
b) Have a fully independent committee to be appointed by a new Department for Democracy
c) Have a new Department for Democracy to champion the cause of British business throughout the global community?

Responses may be submitted online at
www.houseofcorporations.gov.uk/consultation.pdf

Ian McDontbother,
Department for Democracy,
House of Corporations,
‘Working together for an excellent New-Britain’




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Quote of the Day

Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”

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