Guido to Boris

Research Assistant Reference : 3597
Posted: 09 August 06
Working for Boris Johnson MP (Henley)
Salary : To be discussed
Details : Wanted Urgent.

Office of Boris Johnson MP seeks researcher.

Office of Boris Johnson is looking for a bright, motivated, highly literate individual to come and work in the House of Commons as a Researcher. Job will involve researching legislation and Bills going through the House, compiling briefs and reports, speech writing, drafting articles, policy formulation and general parliamentary wonkery.

Interest in Higher Education related issues a must.

Send CV plus two 500 word sample essays. One being on the role of British universities. The other being, either A Trip in a Space Ship or A Country Ramble or The Taj Mahal.

Dear Boris,

Up front have to say, absolutely no interest in Higher Education related issues. I know the advert says it is “a must”, but you don’t believe that and I don’t either, so let us get down to brass tacks. Am bright, wonky and all that plus a bag of chips. Obviously am too smart for the write a recount of “a curry you ate on a moon walk as an under-grad” jape. The advert is a bit vague about pay and totty opportunities. Get back to me.

Guido




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