“The Third Wing” Competition

Guido has two Edinburgh Fringe tickets to give to the winner of this little competition. Your challenge is to write, in the best New Labourspeak management bollocks style, the press release for the newly announced third wing of parliament – The House of Corporations.


To be built under a PFI deal using the semi-derelict prime location of Victoria Tower Gardens (currently Crown Land but all that can change) it will finally bring big business openly into the democratic fold – after a meaningful public consultation of course. So write the press release, Guido knows that the many SpAds and spinmeisters who lurk here can shine at this kind of stuff. C’mon show us what you can do.

Email your entries to Guido.

If you don’t win, you can buy a ticket:

THE THIRD WING starring Alana Jelinek
Sweet in the Grassmarket
Apex City Hotel, 61 Grassmarket, Box Office: 0870 241 0136
Edinburgh Fringe Box Office: 0131 226 0000 / www.edfringe.com
Dates: 14 – 28 August Time: Noon (1.00pm) August 16 – 28 £6 (£5)
Made possible with the support of BLACCXN “Because we care about democracy”.



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

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