John Prescott is Running the Country

That is all. For now.

UPDATE : Oh, he isn’t. Blair has to save the Middle East first. What happened to all that “don’t worry I am only phone call away blah,blah, blah. Modern communications technology…” spin they gave us?


UPDATE :
In the comments the co-conspirators make some erudite observations:

“The entire British nation can only give thanks to the Israeli Army and Hezbollah for saving us from Prezza.”

“Blair won’t leave the country right now – he’s scared that he will have the same fate as Thatcher and Gorbachev had when they were out of the country…”

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Quote of the Day

Expelled Tory MP, Richard Benyon, on the short three-day Programme Motion for the Withdrawal Agreement Bill:

“Whether you had three days, three weeks or three months debating this, you would not hear one original argument that we hadn’t otherwise heard in this process…”

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