John Prescott is Running the Country

That is all. For now.

UPDATE : Oh, he isn’t. Blair has to save the Middle East first. What happened to all that “don’t worry I am only phone call away blah,blah, blah. Modern communications technology…” spin they gave us?


UPDATE :
In the comments the co-conspirators make some erudite observations:

“The entire British nation can only give thanks to the Israeli Army and Hezbollah for saving us from Prezza.”

“Blair won’t leave the country right now – he’s scared that he will have the same fate as Thatcher and Gorbachev had when they were out of the country…”

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Dame Laura Cox report into Pestminster slams Bercow and his team…

“I find it difficult to envisage how the necessary changes can be successfully delivered, and the confidence of the staff restored, under the current senior House administration.”

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