Pictured with Bill Thompson is Jo Twist, a judge of the New Media Awards who some of the younger readers will recognise from her days as a CBeebies television presenter. She is now a new media pundit / IPPR wonk and top totty. Look at Bill’s body language…

Guido bumped into her lucky man and explained that we once had a fierce difference of opinion. “Oh, you don’t want to do that, she is a bloody nightmare…”

In an effort to redress the totty gender balance, above is Alan Connor, the Daily Politics’ blog guru covers online affairs for the BBC. Does he qualify as totty? His dark secret is that he used to present C4’s The Word. He is witty and of indeterminate availability girls, so if you like what you see..