New Statesman Summer Party – Totty Report

A Guido co-conspirator emails a report from the New Statesman party at Tate Britain last night. A good quota of high IQ totty: Noreena Hertz, sassy Emily Maitlis, Kathryn Corrick and various nubile researchers and wannabees. Gay totty: the PC PC Paddick, Ben Bradshaw and Julian Clary.

Non totty : Adam Boulton, Simon Jenkins, Geoff Hoon, Clare Short, Stephen Byers, Will Self, Neil and Christine Hamilton. Geoffrey Robinson was described as “leching round the room”.


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