Non totty : Adam Boulton, Simon Jenkins, Geoff Hoon, Clare Short, Stephen Byers, Will Self, Neil and Christine Hamilton. Geoffrey Robinson was described as “leching round the room”.
A Guido co-conspirator emails a report from the New Statesman party at Tate Britain last night. A good quota of high IQ totty: Noreena Hertz, sassy Emily Maitlis, Kathryn Corrick and various nubile researchers and wannabees. Gay totty: the PC PC Paddick, Ben Bradshaw and Julian Clary.