Friday Caption Competition

Picture credit : Alex Foster
Can we try to keep this in the realm of (a) feasible (b) non-actionable. Judging by past Caption Competitions, neither option looks likely. Comment moderation is on…

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Quote of the Day

John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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