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Guido : Tom Happold please.
Guardian intern posh product of media studies course : He won’t be back until Monday.
Guido : It’s Guido, can you tell him Mick Fealty has just emailed me and I’ve seen the article and there is a lot more to this than has come out if he wants it for the print edition.
Gippomsc : The Guido Fawkes?
Guido : Yes.
Gippomsc : Why don’t you post your reply on the website?
Guido : Why don’t you come round and cut my grass for free?




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