Gordon’s Second Coming

Guido ventured out of his cellar in the Palace of Westminster onto the terrace for a meeting of the Catholic Society for Political Cleansing last night. We were celebrating the Glorious Twelfth. A few pints into the society’s deliberations, Gordon Brown ventured out on the windswept terrace. The smile was switched on. Guido felt for his wallet.

“Second time in two weeks” murmured one of the penitents. The McDonnell effect muttered another penitent. “Amen” we all intoned.

Tip offs: 0709 284 0531

Quote of the Day

John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.
Downing Street to Gary Gibbon Downing Street to Gary Gibbon