Totty Report from the Speccie Party

Neither of Guido’s two co-conspirators reported any sighting of Petronella. Boris however was holding court in his usual way

Rod Liddle loudly exclaimed at one point to a large crowd “Something’s got to be done about that fucking cunt Aaronovich… he’s a hundred times worse than al Qaeda”. Guido so wishes that he was back producing the Today show.

Some great eccentric behaviour at the Speccie party last night exhibited by one person severely coked-up, with a well known government spinmeister also showing signs of having the sniffles. Guido can only too easily understand the pressures that drive them to it…

UPDATE :Another emailer claims that Petronella and Mrs Johnson were there.




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