Mark Oaten wants it to be known that his transactions with rent boys did not include the use of a glass table. In the interests of non-glass transparency could he also rule out the use of a trombone?
Guido has heard so many interesting versions of his activities. Suffice to say that the truth about the Oaten / shitting / podcast / Popbitch / News of the Screws saga which caused so much blogospheric huffing and puffing will be saved for Guido’s memoirs…