No Shit

Mark Oaten wants it to be known that his transactions with rent boys did not include the use of a glass table. In the interests of non-glass transparency could he also rule out the use of a trombone?

Guido has heard so many interesting versions of his activities. Suffice to say that the truth about the Oaten / shitting / podcast / Popbitch / News of the Screws saga which caused so much blogospheric huffing and puffing will be saved for Guido’s memoirs…




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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