His Holiness Meets the Pope

Guido doesn’t understand why our God bothering PM doesn’t just convert to the true faith. His meeting this morning is the perfect opportunity to join the Catholic communion. We are the brand leaders and it would save all this crypto-Catholicism and covert attending of Catholic mass.

Strictly speaking the Church doesn’t like non-Catholics taking communion – so he should risk losing a few Scottish proddy votes and ask the Pope to welcome him into the faith formally. God knows, he needs all the help he can get these days…

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Quote of the Day

Speaking at the Salzburg Summit on the Brexit negotiations, Juncker revealed:

“No decision will be taken here. Whenever the Commission is too flexible things are going wrong.”


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