His Holiness Meets the Pope

Guido doesn’t understand why our God bothering PM doesn’t just convert to the true faith. His meeting this morning is the perfect opportunity to join the Catholic communion. We are the brand leaders and it would save all this crypto-Catholicism and covert attending of Catholic mass.

Strictly speaking the Church doesn’t like non-Catholics taking communion – so he should risk losing a few Scottish proddy votes and ask the Pope to welcome him into the faith formally. God knows, he needs all the help he can get these days…




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“Thanks to Mrs May and her useless Chancellor Phil Hammond, this will not come without pain. But we escape with imagination and true British grit or we will be boiled alive.

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