Worth tuning into today to the Parliamentary Channel for Prezza’s first oratorical outing since we found out that he has a tiddler of a todger.

Of course we have PMQs as well, where the attention will be on Ming. Guido seriously thinks his medication is clouding his mind. All the credible medical advice says Ming’s cancer can never be “100% cured” as claimed during the leadership election, it can only be in remission. If Ming makes a muppet of himself yet again Hughes’ ambition for a counter-coup in the autumn could look more likely. Imagine what Clegg would do to the PM with the “we don’t know” line coming out of the Home Office on foreign rapists and illegal immigrants…