Guido’s secret sources (Sky News and BBC News 24), are predicting big moves.

So Guido will be reporting other people’s reporting.

• Ruth Kelly, Guardian says Alan Johnson will get her job
• Straw, Sky says Leader of House, he should have got with the program on Iran
• Charles Clarke, gone would not take another job, backbencher
• Hazel Blears, irritatingly is promoted to Labour HQ Chief of Spin
• Prescott stays as DPM, but loses his department say many
• Hoon, demoted “Minister for Europe”
• Beckett, Foreign Secretary, Airmiles galore!
• John Reid, Home Secretary
• Jacqui Smith, new chief whip, Armstrong is a gonner, no more cackling at PMQs
• Des Brown, Defence
• Alastair Darling, Trade
• No news of Gordon, Today’s Ed Stourton promoted him to PM (credit DFH).