Re-Shuffle Suggestions

The mess that is the Home Office must surely mean that in the post-election reshuffle “Chucky” Clarke gets to spend more time with his cock, (he keeps chickens you know). As one wit suggested in the comments, it is a big job, it requires a big political figure – so give it to Gordon, maybe make Alastair Darling chancellor?

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Peter Mandelson tells Emma Barnett…

“I think that Jeremy Corbyn himself should search his conscience and ask himself whether he’s the best person to lead the Labour Party into the general election with the best chance of success for the party.”


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