Re-Shuffle Suggestions

The mess that is the Home Office must surely mean that in the post-election reshuffle “Chucky” Clarke gets to spend more time with his cock, (he keeps chickens you know). As one wit suggested in the comments, it is a big job, it requires a big political figure – so give it to Gordon, maybe make Alastair Darling chancellor?

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