April T-Shirt Winner

The Easter Weekend Caption Competition was won by Anonymous, and a Co-Conspirator T-shirt is in the post to him (or possibly to her). You can buy your own here. Amusing wits can win one by making the best comment of the month and/or passing on the juciest gossip. If you are devious, but wish nevertheless to be admired for your wit and inside knowledge, you could buy one and simply pretend you won it.

However obtained, please wear them in an ironic fashion around parliament – it will make Guido laugh.


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Lucy Allan explains her positive comments about the Brexit Party…

“If EU elections are held, Leave supporting voters will want to vote for Leave supporting candidates… Usual party loyalties will be eclipsed by the Leave v Remain divide. It’s good to see strong candidates in the Leave camp. However, I sincerely hope we leave the EU before these elections are held so that we can move on and not waste time and money on unnecessary EU elections.”

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