John Prescott “Sex God”

Jokey badges produced for the Labour Party spring conference seem strangely prescient now don’t they? According to The Mirror this morning his mistress Tracey Temple

… was rumbled by her trucker boyfriend when she began blurting out Two Jags’ name in her SLEEP.

Shocked Barrie Williams, 46, told how he heard her describe sex acts with the Deputy PM. He said: “My blood ran cold.”

Barrie went on: “I’d be woken up by Tracey’s ecstatic remarks about Prescott’s abilities between the sheets.”

Guido understands the words “big boy” were often used.




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