Tory TV : “Look We’ve Changed. We’re Normal Nice People”

CCHQ’s latest Tory TV video is like a mood thing, it just shows Tories in normal clothes painting nurseries and playgrounds, having a pint and the subliminal message is we’re normal, regular kinda people, just like you. Guido spotted 5 millionaires in the video – see if you can.

Am wondering just what Guido should video and send to video@conservatives.tv as his suggestion for their next Party Political Broadcast. (You can text your videophone message to 07725 822460 as well.)

All you have to do is record a 30 second video clip answering the question: ‘How would you improve your local environment? The “prize” is to appear on the BBC in the Tory Party Political Broadcast. Hmm, Guido will suggest making all the local government campaign leaflets from recycled materials. Recycle a few LibDem policies on decentralisation here, a few Labour policies on schools there – they really will bio-degrade better for the environment.




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