UKIP Spokesman Denies Being Fruitcake

Some are questioning whether or not Cameron was right to give UKIP the oxygen of publicity, Guido is just pleased to have a whole new vein of material to work with.

Guido is however worried as to what superhuman vengence will be wrought upon him by UKIPman as a result.

Faster than an EU expense account, able to leap over national boundaries, UKIPman! Is it a loony or a fruitcake? No it is UKIPman!

Oxygen of publicity? More like nitrous oxide.*

*commonly known as laughing gas due to the exhilarating effects of inhaling it, and because it can cause spontaneous laughter in some people.

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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”


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