UKIP Spokesman Denies Being Fruitcake

Some are questioning whether or not Cameron was right to give UKIP the oxygen of publicity, Guido is just pleased to have a whole new vein of material to work with.

Guido is however worried as to what superhuman vengence will be wrought upon him by UKIPman as a result.

Faster than an EU expense account, able to leap over national boundaries, UKIPman! Is it a loony or a fruitcake? No it is UKIPman!

Oxygen of publicity? More like nitrous oxide.*

*commonly known as laughing gas due to the exhilarating effects of inhaling it, and because it can cause spontaneous laughter in some people.




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Andrea Leadsom told BBC Radio 4’s Today

“He’s made his views on Brexit on the record, and the problem with that of course is that the chair’s impartiality is absolutely essential. … He’s made his views known on Brexit… it’s a matter for him but nevertheless it’s a challenge and all colleagues need to form their own view of that.”

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