UKIP Spokesman Denies Being Fruitcake

Some are questioning whether or not Cameron was right to give UKIP the oxygen of publicity, Guido is just pleased to have a whole new vein of material to work with.

Guido is however worried as to what superhuman vengence will be wrought upon him by UKIPman as a result.

Faster than an EU expense account, able to leap over national boundaries, UKIPman! Is it a loony or a fruitcake? No it is UKIPman!

Oxygen of publicity? More like nitrous oxide.*

*commonly known as laughing gas due to the exhilarating effects of inhaling it, and because it can cause spontaneous laughter in some people.

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John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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