It will have to be Sex Addicts Anonymous for him if he wants to save his marriage, “my name is Boris and I’m a bonker”.
Is the man insatiable? Guido wondered when he saw Boris’ “French dodos“ article last week why he had taken Air France via Paris to China, like a sort of modern day slow boat from China. According to the News of the Screws today there was another bird in France. The above picture of a bedraggled Boris at the Waterloo Eurostar terminus on Friday morning is after the night before, when a mystery companion spent the night in his hotel room. Guido has now figured out why Boris always looks so bedraggled.