Boris Screwed Again

Is the man insatiable? Guido wondered when he saw Boris’ French dodos article last week why he had taken Air France via Paris to China, like a sort of modern day slow boat from China. According to the News of the Screws today there was another bird in France. The above picture of a bedraggled Boris at the Waterloo Eurostar terminus on Friday morning is after the night before, when a mystery companion spent the night in his hotel room. Guido has now figured out why Boris always looks so bedraggled.

It will have to be Sex Addicts Anonymous for him if he wants to save his marriage, “my name is Boris and I’m a bonker”.


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