Fake Sheikh Shit

Mrs Fawkes said over breakfast “Darling, Downing Street, Murdoch’s Fake Sheikh and the Queen’s solicitors. Don’t you think you have annoyed enough people this week?”

Hmm. Anyway, for those of you who are interested, Guido’s people wrote to Mahmood’s people. Read it here.

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Quote of the Day

Writing in this week’s Spectator Diary, the former Chancellor and Evening Standard editor attempted to encapsulate how Boris operates…

“My children have the measure of our prime minister. A couple of years ago, my son and I went for a lovely Sunday lunch at his house in Oxfordshire — where he has a Kalashnikov mounted on the wall. Boris suggested we play a game. A tug of war, but with a difference. The rope is tied around your waist and the contest takes place across a swimming pool. If you lose you end up in the water, fully clothed.

That’s Johnson for you: fun, inventive but ruthless. I suspect his brother Jo had one ducking too many.”

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